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Posted: 08 Nov. 2008,20:18 QUOTE

This has gone ALL over the Internet, over many many forums, I thought I'd bring it to PavingExpert!

NSFW/SFW: It has a girl in a bikini - nothing on show so you should be fine.

Pics of girlfriend posing with car


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Posted: 08 Nov. 2008,21:04 QUOTE

eughhhh i feel sick, is it a fella ?

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remember lads a dog is for life, not just a friday night!

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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,08:27 QUOTE

???

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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,09:03 QUOTE

Quote (yourgardenworks.co.uk @ 08 Nov. 2008,20:04)
eughhhh i feel sick, is it a fella ?

I'm not sure; but them eyes, what has it been on??

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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,12:22 QUOTE

any port in a storm lads,you know the rules

LLL :;):


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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,14:04 QUOTE

Now never being known to disrespect a member of my own sex I find your comments tasteless and juvenile.

That being said, there is definitely a candidate for a head transplant.

But it warms my heart to know that out there is someone for everyone. And he must be so proud of her. Bless!


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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,16:21 QUOTE

As they say in Lancashire: "you don't look at t'mantelpiece when you're poking t'fire", which is true enough, but you do like a few nice ornaments on it!

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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,19:17 QUOTE

Well you could also put a bag over her head - thinking about it, probably best to put two bags over her head just in case one breaks or falls off, just for good measure like!

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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,19:47 QUOTE

almost dave

She wears a bag, and you wear one in case hers falls off!


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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,20:36 QUOTE

This thread really has done the rounds.

Some really funny photoshops on there  :laugh:


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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,21:04 QUOTE

I must confess to being slightly relieved, as at first I thought it was Dave L's girlfriend and that he had posted the pics and you were all being so cruel.
And I thought that maybe he had accidentally dropped a Grey riven on her head...or his for that matter.

Now who's girlfriend is she and how do you think she feels knowing she is the butt of everyone's jokes?

Ain't Nature a bitch?
I mean it gives a gorgeous body and then for a laugh sticks that head on it.

My neighbour has a Llhaso Apso terrier with teeth like that.


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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,21:06 QUOTE

Gimme some credit!!!!!!!!

Nope, it's not my GF/wife/mistress.......


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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,21:25 QUOTE

Quote (Dave_L @ 09 Nov. 2008,20:06)
Gimme some credit!!!!!!!!

Nope, it's not my GF/wife/mistress.......

Thou protest too much Dave, its not you is it ?

Or is it just your initials you share with Danny La Rue :D :laugh: :laugh:


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Quote (flowjoe @ 09 Nov. 2008,20:25)
Thou protest too much Dave, its not you is it ?

Nope, certainly/definitely ain't me!!

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Posted: 09 Nov. 2008,22:51 QUOTE

some funny posts

"Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way."

man i'm not sure even her mother could love her haha


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"Nothing exists until or unless it is observed. An artist is making something exist by observing it. And his hope for other people is that they will also make it exist by observing it. I call it "creative observation." Creative viewing."

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Posted: 10 Nov. 2008,00:15 QUOTE

that's a bit existential for a Sunday night Sean?

the internet is indeed a cruel place,its like a school playground

where fat kids can pick on others for a change.

but there are rules,and my rule is never post pictures of yourself

or your family,i have one that a friend posted and someone else

photoshopped it,pm me and i will send it to you,not for the faint

hearted though

LLL :)


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Posted: 10 Nov. 2008,08:56 QUOTE

Quote (lutonlagerlout @ 09 Nov. 2008,23:15)
that's a bit existential for a Sunday night Sean?

the internet is indeed a cruel place,its like a school playground

where fat kids can pick on others for a change.

but there are rules,and my rule is never post pictures of yourself

or your family,i have one that a friend posted and someone else

photoshopped it,pm me and i will send it to you,not for the faint

hearted though

LLL :)

Did'nt mean to phsycoanalyse anyone.  Its more of peoples perception of others. i'm not into idealism. i believe that beauty is only skin deep.  i expect that the people who flag up this kind of nonsense suffer from vanity. i expect their wifes are of the steptford wives type ( perfect  ) Dont let this site end up slagging off the fairer sex. The bbc, Ross, Brand and that horrible person clarkson can do that for us. you are right about not posting pictures of family, friends etc as it leaves you open for unfair comment. i have a lot of female relatives and guess what....none of them are perfect.

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Posted: 10 Nov. 2008,14:02 QUOTE

Sean. Amen to that.
When I actually read the posts, he thinks and I quote
"She is the most beautiful creature on earth"

And to him she is and that's all that matters.


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